Quick scan
Type one line and get an instant verdict.
The friendly prank taking bad faith very seriously
Measure your myth level
Pick a context, grab an inspiration or write your own story. The mask then analyses your confidence with entirely fictional rigour.
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Choose your playground
Three instant entry points, then four experiences to go further.
Send a prank
Create a link that replays the scan for a friend.
Daily challenge
A fresh constraint to beat writer’s block.
For repeat offenders
Myth duel
Two stories, one champion.
Generator
Adjustable intensity and almost-believable excuses.
Social expert
Test a public claim, not a person.
Yes Voice
Dictate, listen and let the mask judge.
MythoTrip
Travel the world without leaving your sofa.
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How it works
Five steps, several unnecessary sounds, zero scientific evidence.
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Pick the context
The context loads a matching inspiration.
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Arrange the facts
Add details that sound almost true.
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Run the scan
The mask measures punctuation, confidence and excuses.
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Take the verdict
Score, rank, absurd clue and targeted reaction.
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Share the prank
HD image, mobile share or replayable link.
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Your myth case file
Records, streak, badges and repeat offences stored on this device.
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Local and discreet case file. Scans stay in this browser. They are not published, sent to Lemyto or shared with the neighbour judging everyone from the balcony.
EXCUSE LAB
Build a myth worthy of its score
Choose a context and intensity. Suggested lines are calibrated for a sufficiently dramatic result.
LAB PROPOSAL
Click to create an almost believable excuse.
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MythoLab, six machines for cardboard seriousness
Each workshop has its own jargon reserve. Generate, copy, then inject the result into the scanner without a validation committee.
LinkedIn bio
Turn three months of internship into an international trajectory.
Latest invention
Job title
A role even HR will hesitate to pronounce.
Latest invention
Startup jargon
Scale, disruption and semi-sovereign confidence.
Latest invention
Post-quantum
PGP, qubits and security audited by the future.
Latest invention
Useless meeting
An agenda dense enough to prevent decisions.
Latest invention
Cosmic KPI
Indicators measurable only by the Guessometer™.
Latest invention
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Repeat offenders’ room
Nothing here is decorative: the wheel imposes a mission, the museum shows your finds and the season actually changes the game.
Myth Wheel
Spin the wheel: a constraint and mission will be imposed with no appeal.
Verdict museum
Every new rank lights up a piece in your local museum. No account, no cloud, plenty of ego.
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Seasonal anomaly
VIRAL MODE
Found an “expert” online?
Paste a public claim, add a nickname and let Lemyto run its bar-stool science. No private data, no targeted person: the claim gets judged, not its author.
QUIET SUPPORT
Want to fund a bad idea properly executed?
Support pays for hosting, phone tests and a few perfectly useless sounds. The PayPal link stays behind the button, like proper incriminating evidence.
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